Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have a lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind comp'ny
'Cause we'll be here a lot

Brother, here's some brotherly advice:
If you know what's good for you, you treat her right

'Cause grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper, daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
From this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain't coming back

My nephew is a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been found

I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't

Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper, daddy's got a shotgun

Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper, daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper, daddy's got a shot gun
Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper, daddy's got a shot gun...