My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm

I got a little dog named Hodie
Cutest little thing you'll ever know
She was a gift from uncle Codie and he's working for the radio
I woke up rapt this morning
Like I always do
I walked into the kitchen
Baby, now I'm telling you 

My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm
My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm

I'm pretty sure I've never seen such ugly ducklings before
I bet they're from that howling bastard
Living in the shop next door

My dog's a real good mother
Takes good care of they can
We live next to each other
But she won't tell me where she's been
And every other hour
There's this face above the fence
I told him he's a father
And he began to dance

My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm
My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm

Ladies and gentleman
It's time to move the feet
Because it ain't a party
If you ain't gonna dance
I see you're all getting the hang of it
But I wonder of we can speed it up a little
Can we speed it up a little guys
Let's speed it up a little
Yeah
That's what I'm talking about
But don't forget to move your feet
Do it with me
A little faster
Let's keep speeding it up

My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm
My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm

I'm pretty sure I've never seen such ugly ducklings before
I bet they're from that howling bastard
Living in the shop next door

My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm
My little dog had puppies
And I don't know who they're from
My little dog had puppies
Though she never left the farm