10 Things I Hate About You



I hate the way you talk to me, 

And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car, 

I hate it when you stare. 

I hate your big dumb combat boots 

And the way you read my mind. 

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

It even makes me rhyme. 

I hate the way you're always right, 

I hate it when you lie. 

I hate it when you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry 

I hate it when you're not around, 

And the fact that you didn't call 

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, 

Not even close…

Not even a little bit… 

Not even at all.